April122014

meladoodle:

apparently in holland they were trying to do the world record for the longest domino chain and then a bird came in an knocked 23,000 of them over… then they shot the bird and got fined because it was an endangered species. if one story has described my life as much as this story has, i’d like to hear it.

(via strawberry-kimmy)

1PM

japaneesee:

i really hate people who think that “freedom of speech” means “i can be as rude and insulting as i want and you’re not allowed to get mad”

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1PM


do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk, via strawberry-kimmy)

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ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

(Source: ammarmali, via strawberry-kimmy)

1PM

mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

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1PM

meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

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1PM
bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

(via pizza)

1PM

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

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1PM

vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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1PM

officialwhitegirls:

people who think they’re funny for interrupting the teacher every 2 seconds during a lesson must be eliminated

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oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

(via disagreed)

1PM

gentle-narcissism:

I have this friend who snapchats me when he’s high and I just

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12PM

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